Hell Toupee – a political rant
This whole election cycle is surreal. The GOP lineup is a bunch of corrupt scumbags. Is there one candidate (on either side) w
Ranting on guns
People who claim they own guns for self-protection? They are 32 TIMES more likely to murder someone than to kill someone in se
On hearing about a minister being arrested in Alabama for marrying two other women
You know, a woman just got arrested in Alabama for marrying a gay couple. She was fined and will spend time in jail. Think abo
SUPERMOVIES: I’m both excited and kind of disgusted by this glut of upcoming superhero movies.
I want to see a few of these upcoming movies but it strikes me that this is also yet another example of Hollywood’s te
Political Rant, take… um, some large, Roman Numeral.
The more I listen to some of the local interviews from both Neocons and their supporters the more I get seriously depressed. T
A Fundie thing happened on the way to the rant…
This is in response to this article I posted on Facebook as well as some responses I got to posting it. The article is availab
Small Apps on the Nexus 10
I think I found a little workaround for tiny apps on the Nexus 10. I was surprised to see that, with a screen so large, there
Microsoft? Are you out there?
Did ANYONE buy a Surface? Does it game? Can you easily use Excel on it? Can you Multitask in Win8? When MS wonders why Surface
Sorry, Google. I guess it’s time to try B̶i̶n̶g̶ [CENSORED]
It looks like the puritans have won. Google is now censoring adult material in the US. If you do a search (especially easy to
How I learned to stop fearing and love the President.
I just read this: [Self inflicted] Death of Key West man linked to Obama’s reelection [Link to article] I’m sorry
Moar thoughts on fundamentalists.
Someone told me that they saw Blackstone, Sr. saw a woman in half and put her back together. This doesn't make Blackstone the
The Great NetFlix Price Increase of ’11
Netflix is being blasted by people for its new pricing model. I don’t understand why people are getting so angry over what i
The Donald – Show Me The Failure!
“Why does the GOP like the Donald?”, I began to wonder after seeing his grimacing visage plastered on every damn web page
Windows Live Movie Maker won’t open; error like “Faulting module name: aticfx32.dll”
I was having problems with Windows Live Movie Maker not opening lately. No error, just nothing happening when I would run it
Note to all laptop manufacturers
Dear manufacturer of every laptop I have ever seen. No one uses their mouse on their lap. No one positions their mouse directl
Defeating Piracy by making it irrelevant
The first problem with the current model is that it only works through artificial scarcity. You buy a copy of a game for $60,
15 seconds of YouTube Fame – in my shower
So, I put up a stupid video on how to clean the shower ‘geek style’. Over 800 people have seen me scrubbing tile o
Plain Dealer asks for ‘Bacon Love’
My sister notified me that one of the few remaining local rags was asking for some sort of submissions covering recipes, stori
I hate PT Cruisers
Walking out to my car this morning, the brief screech of a vehicle making a too-fast turn caught my attention and I witnessed
My Technology Nightmare
I don't remember the next twenty minutes or so very well. I think that I actually scratched lines in the drywall with a clawed
Problem Report to Microsoft
Since Microsoft’s Xbox problem reporting tool only allows 500 characters, I left a brief message and a link to this long
Valentine’s Day Extravaganza Part 2 – Celebrating
In my previous post , I went over a few of the theories that attempt to describe exactly why we celebrate Valentine’s da
Valentine’s Day Extravaganza Part 1 – History
Valentine’s day is upon us, a day that sees love-struck men spending their hard earned scratch on expensive dinners, exo
Product Review: Motorola Bluetooth Earpiece
Anything is better than, after bumping one of these with a bare ass on a Friday night, a Monday morning spent explaining to y
Dirty, flesh-colored* wax shafts.
The 5 year old is fast becoming an artist lately. On top of almost continually sporting a grape juice mustache that would sham
Yay! ‘Miracle’ on the Hudson proved god is TEH AWESOMES! Bah!
Enough of this crap. Please. I’m getting tired of the whining, well funded and “Government Approved” Christi
Bush doesn’t want to leave Obama a ‘catastrophe’!
The Mad Emperor Bush, a greedy, self serving war criminal who’s taken a bigger dump on his country, its Constitution and
Asshole Driving Maneuvers Update (plus some unsolicited, opinionated ranting)
Ahh, winter is upon us which means that normally bad drivers who would normally cause little more than inconvenience and heada
The Ugly, the Bad and the Good
I’d like to say it’s all down to Daylight Savings Time. This morning is so bright and clear, with the red and yell
“Stop Politicizing My Rapture Fantasy!”
I’d like to call on all of you zombie sheep Christians to try a little thought experiment. I know that your priest, prea
I woke up to birdsong and the warm sun on my face. I threw open the window and breathed deeply, excited to face a new day. I r
Delusional Self Importance
Driving into work today, there was a huge, shiny, black Hummer H3 taking up a lane and a half to my right. I would argue that
Walk for Wall Street
My better half pointed out something that got me to thinking. The kids’ schools have 3 different fundraisers going at on
The President Who Cried Wolf
I don’t know about you, but Dubbyah’s whining and screeching about his plan to bail out his friends on Wall Street
Just another Tuesday… of DOOM
I just heard about the 500-plus point stock market dive. The talking-news-heads are saying this is the lowest the stock market
The Real reason Sarah Palin is [temporarily] on the Repugnican Ticket
After a little thought and a little discussion, I had a revelation about McCain’s (handlers) Veep choice. It’s so
A few thoughts on Sarah Palin and her Neo-Con Overlords
A couple of thoughts here… Who honestly believes that, as the press has been constantly stating, McCain actually hand se
McCain attacks Obama as the Antichrist?
When McCain’s ad people aren’t taking metaphorical dumps on the high profile daughters of top level campaign contr
When I was a wee lad my mother bought a loofah for our bathroom. I was terrified of the thing. I imagined that, if I got it we
July 4th for Foreigners
Merry Independence Day! To other countries who may or may not celebrate their own Independence days, the United States may pra
Geeking out with Ubuntu
Since Windows took such a massive, continent spanning shit on everyone with the release of Vista (which actually has a few red
Helping Canadian Crooks?
If you assisted a Canadian in committing a crime (like making an Uncle Buck sequel) would you be arrested for ‘eh‘
Asshole Driving Maneuvers: The Lead Off
This particularly rage inspiring move happens when a driver, usually in an SUV, minivan or 18 foot high block of cement on whe
Fresh and Chunky Guacamole
I made some guacamole yesterday and brought a tub of it into work. Everyone seemed to like it and several people asked about t
I started the day with a cup of cold, stale coffee and a few rancid puffs off the dirty butt of a cigarette of indiscriminate
Open letter to Peggy Agar, haggish media whore
Peggy Agar, I’d like to talk to you about your recent actions and try and bring you back to reality. You work at a news
New FOTA sighting – Disney’s new steaming pile of dog shit
If you don’t know about the FOTA, or the Fluffers of the Apocalypse, they are the dire warnings of the coming of the com
msnbc: Gross generalizations + sterotypes + pandering to the disabled = Good Journalism
msnbc, font of unbiased knowledge and fair reporting, had the following story: Hackers try to cause seizures on epilepsy site
Pandering to Morons: Why GTA4 lets politicians and fundamentalists mock their own morals and religions.
Unless you’ve been under a rock, blithely rereading your bible and ignoring mass media, video game trends and reality, you a
New Scientist – Those wacky Brits are brill!
I just caught some articles on New Scientist’s web site about evolution. Usually, I would expect that an establishment t
DC Comics: Promoting Anal Sex Since 1969
We are all aware, I’m sure, of the steamy rumors concerning Bruce Wayne and his ‘ward’, Dick Grayson, but th
The Fighting Liberals
Here’s an excerpt from a piece on alternet by a writer named John Dolan: “…most of the hardcore academic pro
The Purple Pirate
I saw this book the other day and had to snap a picture. If I was ‘The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Know
Early Adopters are morons. Long live early adopters.
There two kinds of people, generally, who buy new gadgets, software, and hardware the moment it’s released. These people
Farewell RIAA, we’ll miss you (like a horrible, burning ass-rash)
I’ve been watching the RIAA sort of crash and burn (or at least trip and smolder) in what, as a consumer, appears to be the
Let it snow…
Well, the weather outside is frightful since it’s been snowing pretty badly for about 24 hours straight. Being on the la
1988 is ‘Cleveland’s Tribute to 80’s Hard Ro…’ holy shit, is that a chainsaw penis?
I was cleaning out the memory of my phone, erasing my ‘Leonard Nimoy Sings Bilbo Baggins’ and ‘My Buddy Comm
Nad’s Hair Removal Cream – Minty Kiwi for your Hairy Huevos!
I’ve been looking for the perfect hair removal cream for my balls for a long time. I’ve found some with Kiwi, and
What the hell, Ohio?
This morning sucked. First, it looks like my state was suckered into voting for the wanna-be Bush Jr., McCain ass-sucking, Rep