Welp, I've decided to turn my site back on and pay for a year of hosting, only to realize all my site content: the art, the old rants, the design,...
Rants
Snow – it’s not just for politics anymore.
This is the view from my car this morning as I shoveled the heavy, gods-forsaken white evil from my poor little car. I am pretty tired of this shit....
The Secret Shame of an American
I am almost, nearly, completely ashamed to call myself an American. Part of that comes from the fact that, in the U.S., we’ve completely co-opted a...
Acquired Tastes, Product Labels, Latin Taste Coffee and Pig Testicles
So, Aurora bought some interesting coffee yesterday which she made this morning. Sipping and thinking about the flavor and packaging on the way to...
I’m definitely Not Lovin’ It.
I may sound like a grumpy, cynical bastard but I’m not. I’m a grumpy, cynical misanthrope. My parents were married, and I’m more sociopath than you...
Xbox Live needs remote soap-to-mouth application
I borrowed Call of Duty 4 from a friend of mine the other day and started playing the Solo campaign. It’s a very beautiful and enjoyable game....
The Fluffers of the Apocalypse
Most people are aware of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, whose arrival, filled with Death, War, Famine and, er, that other thing, announce the...


